A Birthday James Never Saw Coming.
Oh James… did you really think we didn’t know today was your birthday? Did you honestly believe you could slip it past us with a quiet smile and a change of subject? Absolutely not. Not on my watch. In nine lifetimes I’ve arranged more surprise birthday celebrations than I can count. For family, friends, mentors, even the occasional unsuspecting ambassador. So organising today was, frankly, child’s play. And the look on your face when you walked in? Utterly priceless. Worth every whispered plan, every coded message, every moment of Jean pretending she “had no idea what you were talking about.” We’ve been plotting this for months. Everyone was in on it. Even the ones who can’t keep a secret to save their lives managed to hold the line. That alone should tell you how much you’re loved. And now, seeing you settled into your favourite chair, worn out, content, surrounded by the remnants of laughter and cake, that’s reward enough for me. Your family came. Your friends came. Your colleagues ...